life hack: always like someone’s selfie. it takes a lot of courage to post a picture of yourself. always be kind. reply nice things.
*skips tutorial* how the fuck do you play this game
girls all go to the bathroom together because that’s where we rap battle
"your wings are too big"
- the ones who are basically your friends and you can tell them anything
- The ones who seem to hate teenagers and teaching and JFC why did they choose to do this for a living
- the ones that are really nice but just suck at teaching and you never really learn anything in that class
- the dorky one that never gets mad just gives you that long “I’m dissapointed in you look”
- the ones that teach no matter whats going on in the class
Dragon protecting princesses because of abusive parents or forced marrying.
the dragon teaching princess how to protect herself, princess returning home riding her trusty dragon friend and killing everyone who tries to control her
Princess taking over throne and dragon continues to be loyal friend. Burning everyone and everything that disagrees with her.
Dresses are so nice they’re just tubes of fabric you can throw on with very little effort and when you wear one and people are like “oh wow you dressed up you look really nice” but it’s like
ah yes my disguise is working. you think i cared this morning
did u know: most australian food slogans are aggressively homosexual